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PLEASE BUY THIS BOOK SO I CAN FEEL VALIDATED & (FINALLY) LOVE MYSELF by Homeless

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When I was in 1st grade,
I got yelled at by my teacher
for melting crayons in the radiator
during indoor recess.

When she asked why I did it
I didn’t give her an answer
even though I had one—

I just thought the crayons looked
prettier melted & deformed.

Then I grew up, got old & never did
anything truly original
ever again.

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PRAISE FOR HOMELESS

“Richard Brautigan meets James Purdy while waiting in line at McDonald’s.”—the Hamburglar

“[Homeless] balances comedy, nihilism, and grief to tell a heartfelt story that amuses you with its absurdity and makes you laugh with [the] unexpected…”—Heavy Feather Review

“[Homeless’s writing is] strangely profound and touching.”—The Big Smoke

“[Homeless] pushes fiction to its most audacious limits while avoiding being weird for weirdness’ sake. [His writing is] brilliant and insightful and hilarious and heartbreaking… packed with raw emotion and unadulterated insight.”—Popscure

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232 pages // Paperback

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HOMELESS is based out of New York City. He has the personality of a duct-taped Wiffle ball bat. His hobbies include staring into empty McDonald’s bags, blowing his nose into empty McDonald’s bags, and drawing on empty McDonald’s bags. He’s also the author of a novel, This Hasn’t Been a Very Magical Journey so Far (Expat Press), and a forthcoming poetry collection, Ghost Crumbs (University of Hell Press).